She still holds that title! Even after more than a decade of freeloading woofers (not all woofers are freeloaders, just about 98% in our finding.)
Modern Humans have come a long way in understanding basic hygiene measures....but one thing, I feel sure we have all inherently known (at least all but a handful, maybe!?) never wash your butt where you drink. Seriously- Who does that!? Saerita does that.
Saerita does that and more, when it's Saerita's turn to cook, she wastes all the finest cooking ingredients cooking the worst tasting crap. Then expects you to wash all the dishes! Saerita is what rainbows call a drainbow....but her crowning achievement was this. She was crouched in the spring, the same spring we draw water to drink and wash from......washing her genitals after a tantalizing morning of sex with her Honduran boyfriend David?, who only speaks spanish. (Saerita does not know spanish. Get it? Girls like that give righteous women a bad name.) But to wash your sex off in the very water you drink from? On your hosts property!? They are feeding you and letting you camp for free, on ground they fought to clear and plant, you are using their water, like that? Really Saerita? Youck*! Just youck! Now drink. It, husband told her. She did. Double yuck!
We LIVED THERE and had never even considered doing this! So, yeah, that was Saerita. I heard after she left here and hit up our buddies on the hummingbird they set her up with a fork and a pot on her own corner AWAY from the water...and later, back home she complained about how stingy people were in Belize.....stingy for being willing to share everything but our spring as your private douchebath. Okay. Peace Saerita! Seriously we forgive- it was a long time ago, but you have to admit, it makes a great story now.
And then there is Galactic Gurl, from California. She was a pretty noble challenger to Saerita's title. She taught her daughter Everafter to wash her privates in the sink when she pees.
Yes, the hand-washing sink becomes a urinal..."soooo multi-purpose..."
One day the kids came rushing in, alarmed and said
"Everafter is peeing in the sink Mom!!!"
I looked up, probably looked confused for a minute and asked,
"She is peeing in the sink! We told her not to but she did!"
And since it was true I asked her if her mother taught her that and she nodded. Upon asking her mother, sure there was some mistake....her mother confirmed it. She went on to explain that toilet paper cannot possibly get a person clean, no matter how many times you wiped. And in her bathroom in California they had a 'bidet' so she had taken to using the hand washing sink as her families bidet, and when I told her that was disgusting she responded by saying
"Well I make sure to wash down all the chunks."
Deeeeep breaths....so not just as a urinal but as a butt washer too!? What is with these people? Do we need to add "How do you usually wash your butt?" To the questionnaire we use to weed out the f~(<tards?
Yes, that was Galactic Gurl...and she was a challenger to Saerita's throne of nasty but At least Galaxy Gurl didn't drink from that sink...at least so far as I know.."though it does cause one to wonder about how they brushed their teeth....
*youck - (adjective) yuckier than yuck!